1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:01:11,361 --> 00:01:12,881 Hi. 4 00:01:16,721 --> 00:01:20,281 Surely you can ditch the mask. 5 00:01:22,201 --> 00:01:28,201 So, I have gathered your clothes in these bags. 6 00:01:28,481 --> 00:01:30,841 And um... 7 00:01:31,121 --> 00:01:34,721 This is almost everything and in the attic... 8 00:01:35,001 --> 00:01:38,641 ...are your chairs and that red thing. 9 00:01:39,321 --> 00:01:42,841 Have you grown a beard? 10 00:01:43,241 --> 00:01:46,681 Is your hair longer as well? 11 00:01:51,641 --> 00:01:54,641 What is this new style of yours? 12 00:01:56,881 --> 00:01:58,721 What? 13 00:01:59,681 --> 00:02:02,721 Why the sad face? 14 00:02:04,321 --> 00:02:06,561 What would help? 15 00:02:07,881 --> 00:02:11,001 Should I jerk you off? 16 00:02:21,041 --> 00:02:22,561 Move. 17 00:02:28,801 --> 00:02:31,921 Hi! - Oh, Mona... 18 00:02:32,081 --> 00:02:35,881 Welcome, come on in. 19 00:02:36,121 --> 00:02:39,921 Hi, it's been so long. 20 00:02:40,281 --> 00:02:45,281 Hello. I'm Karri... - Cousin. - Okay, welcome. 21 00:02:45,561 --> 00:02:52,041 All of this? - Yeah, all of these boxes. 22 00:02:52,601 --> 00:02:56,841 The management is here. Is Paddle here? In the bedroom? 23 00:02:57,041 --> 00:03:00,961 There's only more stuff. - No Paddle here, 24 00:03:01,121 --> 00:03:05,041 and obviously I would have tripped on a python if he was here. 25 00:03:05,201 --> 00:03:08,361 Sebbe, good to see you. - Karri! 26 00:03:08,441 --> 00:03:11,601 Having allergies? - A bit... 27 00:03:11,721 --> 00:03:16,001 Interesting at this time of the year, right? 28 00:03:16,121 --> 00:03:21,281 I'm calling Paddle. - Where are you guys moving? 29 00:03:21,761 --> 00:03:23,801 I am moving. 30 00:03:24,001 --> 00:03:26,721 Sup. Where? 31 00:03:26,921 --> 00:03:30,081 With whom? - Joni, get to work! 32 00:03:30,321 --> 00:03:33,241 Paddle is at some bar with someone. 33 00:03:33,481 --> 00:03:35,961 It fits here. 34 00:03:36,161 --> 00:03:37,721 Tetris, bro. 35 00:03:37,841 --> 00:03:40,601 I'm so glad you came. - Of course. 36 00:03:40,681 --> 00:03:43,601 Message me for real! - I will. 37 00:03:43,761 --> 00:03:46,321 Lovely, yay. 38 00:03:47,001 --> 00:03:49,521 Thank you everyone! 39 00:03:50,841 --> 00:03:52,841 It was nice meeting you. - Many thanks! 40 00:03:53,001 --> 00:03:56,561 I went straight in for a... yeah. 41 00:03:56,841 --> 00:04:01,401 Yeah, see you soon for real! 42 00:04:04,241 --> 00:04:07,961 Bye. Let's keep in touch. 43 00:04:08,281 --> 00:04:11,121 I'm sitting here. - No way! 44 00:04:11,241 --> 00:04:13,961 What the fuck? - This is Sebbe's adventure. 45 00:04:14,081 --> 00:04:17,401 Besides, Rauno made me responsible for you. 46 00:04:17,561 --> 00:04:19,001 There we go. 47 00:04:19,121 --> 00:04:25,361 There's no reason you couldn't have good feng shui here. 48 00:04:26,041 --> 00:04:29,881 You can use this time to reminisce, or... 49 00:04:30,081 --> 00:04:33,201 ...okay, sorry. - Can we go now? 50 00:04:33,521 --> 00:04:39,281 Fuck yeah, pizza! Paddle is a moron for not coming. 51 00:04:39,521 --> 00:04:43,521 Useless dude. - Useless?! 52 00:04:43,681 --> 00:04:48,401 A man equipped with a battering ram is not useless, he's one of God's most graceful creations... 53 00:04:48,521 --> 00:04:51,841 How useful was he today? - How do you measure usefulness? 54 00:04:51,961 --> 00:04:55,881 How useful was Sebbe today? - There are excuses and real reasons. 55 00:04:55,961 --> 00:04:59,441 What's a real reason? - A recent break-up for example! 56 00:04:59,561 --> 00:05:04,681 Paddle has a fucking huge paddle! - Well, that has nothing to do with this... 57 00:06:11,241 --> 00:06:15,001 in a SAMPPA BATAL film 58 00:06:18,641 --> 00:06:23,001 APPLE THIEVES 59 00:06:36,161 --> 00:06:41,081 No way... No fucking way! 60 00:06:41,201 --> 00:06:46,841 Well you know that I'm eating, so can you leave me the fuck alone? 61 00:06:47,001 --> 00:06:50,321 Fucking hell! - This is just classic you. 62 00:06:50,601 --> 00:06:53,681 You're buying me a new shirt! - The fuck I am. 63 00:06:53,961 --> 00:06:57,841 You ruined this, you're buying a new one. - Thanks for helping. 64 00:06:58,001 --> 00:07:01,681 It was good to see you. - Hey, good luck. 65 00:07:01,841 --> 00:07:06,441 What the fuck is this? Let's go! - No, I have... 66 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:08,921 You have what? - I have all this stuff... 67 00:07:09,041 --> 00:07:11,401 Are you in a hurry to go cut yourself or something? 68 00:07:11,521 --> 00:07:14,761 Come on now. You can masturbate later. 69 00:07:14,881 --> 00:07:18,321 I guarantee you'll have time. Do you hear me? 70 00:07:18,441 --> 00:07:21,721 You can masturbate later. 71 00:07:21,841 --> 00:07:27,721 We need you on this journey. You need this. And we need you. 72 00:08:49,641 --> 00:08:51,961 Anything for one euro? 73 00:08:52,241 --> 00:08:56,601 The cheaper ones are over there. - You have an alarm system here? 74 00:08:56,801 --> 00:08:58,441 Fucking ace. 75 00:08:58,561 --> 00:09:02,921 My cousin is fucking poor, but he has to buy me a new shirt. 76 00:09:03,081 --> 00:09:06,481 This is similar. Take this. - It's completely different, actually. 77 00:09:06,601 --> 00:09:11,841 Actually, it's exactly the same shirt. - Actually, now that I look at it closely, 78 00:09:11,921 --> 00:09:15,081 it's completely different. - Salesperson? 79 00:09:15,201 --> 00:09:20,241 This is not even a Hawaiian shirt! - Let me see the other one. 80 00:09:21,201 --> 00:09:24,641 They are very similar indeed. - Try it on. 81 00:09:25,361 --> 00:09:28,961 OK, wait. I need to check. 82 00:09:29,041 --> 00:09:34,161 Go ahead, there's a mirror. - That's not what I mean. Hi! 83 00:09:34,401 --> 00:09:38,681 This is fucking awesome. Sebbe, check it out. 84 00:09:39,881 --> 00:09:43,321 Hi, honey. - Hello. - What do you think? 85 00:09:43,441 --> 00:09:46,721 Alright, sorry. - All good. 86 00:09:46,841 --> 00:09:50,041 Thanks for covering for me. - Of course. Are you okay? 87 00:09:50,161 --> 00:09:53,721 Yeah. - Did you get any sleep? 88 00:09:53,881 --> 00:09:56,801 What the fuck is this music again? 89 00:09:57,001 --> 00:10:03,401 It's not that nice. - But Karri destroyed my old shirt. 90 00:10:04,001 --> 00:10:06,761 What do you mean? - Look, pizza. 91 00:10:06,881 --> 00:10:09,481 Look! - Let me see. 92 00:10:09,801 --> 00:10:13,521 Isn't this fucking neat! 93 00:10:14,961 --> 00:10:20,161 And that you find "nice"? Karri take this away, Siiri doesn't approve of it. 94 00:10:20,321 --> 00:10:24,401 Buy it if you fucking want to! - What's the plan for tonight? 95 00:10:24,481 --> 00:10:28,561 Having drinks with Siiri. - And after that you'll join us, right? 96 00:10:28,681 --> 00:10:30,521 You like that one? - No. 97 00:10:30,601 --> 00:10:36,281 Time to party. Sebbe is going to get very drunk tonight. 98 00:10:36,561 --> 00:10:40,161 I'm not drinking tonight. - You totally are! 99 00:10:40,241 --> 00:10:44,961 I am not drinking tonight. - of course you are Sebbe, - 100 00:10:45,121 --> 00:10:49,561 - we are going to flush away your sorrow. - Was that all? 101 00:10:49,681 --> 00:10:52,521 It would be nice to see you tonight. 102 00:10:52,681 --> 00:10:56,561 Well, I'm not sure if you're going to get blackout drunk. 103 00:10:56,681 --> 00:11:00,561 I am excellent drinking company. 104 00:11:01,281 --> 00:11:06,401 Karri activated the alarm. Fucking dork, you're wearing the jacket! 105 00:11:06,681 --> 00:11:11,241 Sensitive alarm system. - Alright, let's keep in touch. 106 00:11:11,881 --> 00:11:15,641 I didn't take anything, I swear. - Don't worry. 107 00:11:16,241 --> 00:11:19,041 Were you looking at this? 108 00:11:19,561 --> 00:11:24,041 Isn't this cool? - Yeah! It fits like a fist in the ass. 109 00:11:24,481 --> 00:11:28,241 This doesn't suit me. - Says who? 110 00:11:29,721 --> 00:11:31,321 Mona. 111 00:11:31,481 --> 00:11:37,681 Mona says it doesn't suit you? Mona doesn't suit you! 112 00:11:37,921 --> 00:11:43,721 Fucking hell. Has Mona chosen all of your clothes? 113 00:11:45,201 --> 00:11:48,561 Everything has been chosen by Mona? 114 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:52,401 Not the beanie. 115 00:12:11,361 --> 00:12:13,881 You can insert the card. 116 00:12:14,121 --> 00:12:20,641 It's waiting for the amount. - Oh crap, sorry. 117 00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:25,321 It's not working? - No, or let's see. 118 00:12:25,921 --> 00:12:30,001 There have been some issues with cards today. 119 00:12:30,121 --> 00:12:35,601 I bet it's the 5G chips in the vaccines. - I've had two vaccines... 120 00:12:35,721 --> 00:12:41,961 I've had two as well, it must mess with the connections. 121 00:12:42,481 --> 00:12:45,961 There! - Thank you. 122 00:12:46,161 --> 00:12:49,641 I can't print the receipt... - Well... 123 00:12:49,841 --> 00:12:53,841 Karri says we can manage without. - Yeah, it's fine. 124 00:12:54,001 --> 00:12:57,641 Are you sure? - We can email it to you. 125 00:12:57,921 --> 00:13:00,641 No, it's fine. - Bye bye! 126 00:13:00,801 --> 00:13:03,081 No alarm! 127 00:13:03,281 --> 00:13:07,041 Thank you, bye! - Thanks, bye! 128 00:13:08,601 --> 00:13:12,521 Very professional. - Would you have wanted his email address? 129 00:13:12,641 --> 00:13:15,681 What? - His email address. 130 00:13:15,881 --> 00:13:19,121 What the hell? - The receipt as an excuse. 131 00:13:19,281 --> 00:13:22,681 Enough! - Just asking. 132 00:13:38,041 --> 00:13:41,681 Karri, get me a grey one. - Huh? - A grey one! 133 00:13:41,841 --> 00:13:46,281 A concrete water. - A concrete water? 134 00:13:47,281 --> 00:13:51,521 Isn't it cool? - Fucking cool. Rare nowadays. 135 00:13:51,641 --> 00:13:54,361 And it works. - And it works. 136 00:13:55,681 --> 00:13:58,481 Sup. - Two grey ones. 137 00:13:58,601 --> 00:14:01,001 Would you like something? - A coffee, please. 138 00:14:01,081 --> 00:14:04,801 You have other friends as well? - That would be seventeen. 139 00:14:04,961 --> 00:14:07,801 Sebbe, can you get this? - Seventeen. 140 00:14:07,921 --> 00:14:10,841 Neat as fuck phone. 141 00:14:12,241 --> 00:14:15,001 Fucking hell Sebbe, did you order a coffee? 142 00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:20,921 I see. You have to start slow, if you don't have what it takes. 143 00:14:21,081 --> 00:14:24,401 I decided to have a long drink, because it's like a mint. 144 00:14:24,441 --> 00:14:31,321 Haven't you brushed your teeth? - I have, but we ate pizza and stuff. 145 00:14:31,641 --> 00:14:38,201 And it keeps blood sugar levels high. Tonight's the night. Siiri is coming with us. 146 00:14:38,601 --> 00:14:41,161 How many days in a row, Paddle? 147 00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:43,001 Five. 148 00:14:46,881 --> 00:14:51,481 I need to start getting drunk, all the clothes took all my energy. 149 00:14:51,601 --> 00:14:55,321 Hold it under your tongue. - Huh? 150 00:14:55,441 --> 00:15:00,441 This? Do you think I'm a fucking idiot? - Fuck yes. 151 00:15:07,561 --> 00:15:11,721 What are you...? Sebbe! 152 00:15:16,401 --> 00:15:19,801 I'm sorry. - No, no. 153 00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:23,761 No need to apologize. 154 00:15:24,121 --> 00:15:27,281 Cry as much as you need to. 155 00:15:27,401 --> 00:15:31,081 Was this a mistake, should I have...? - No way, - 156 00:15:31,241 --> 00:15:36,001 - you've been in a crossroads and you've had to choose. 157 00:15:36,241 --> 00:15:40,401 And I think you've taken the right turn. 158 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:45,321 It's supposed to feel like this. You just need to shed your skin. 159 00:15:45,441 --> 00:15:52,361 Like pythons and anacondas in the Amazon jungle or in Paddle's pants. 160 00:15:52,521 --> 00:15:58,521 And then you will be ready for all the good that's coming to you. 161 00:15:59,681 --> 00:16:04,201 What if nothing good is coming? 162 00:16:05,321 --> 00:16:07,561 That's just faulty logic. 163 00:16:07,721 --> 00:16:11,441 Even if it's dark right now, it doesn't mean the sun won't rise. 164 00:16:11,601 --> 00:16:15,321 Joni, it's not dark outside. - Yeah. 165 00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:20,081 How the fuck would you know, you're wearing sunglasses? 166 00:16:21,361 --> 00:16:26,161 Sebbe, you sailed into a stormy sea and it's scary, 167 00:16:26,321 --> 00:16:30,961 but if you never sail the sea, what are boats for then? 168 00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:35,961 I can't stand seeing you like this. - You are so fucking stupid. 169 00:16:36,201 --> 00:16:42,841 I don't know, I took the Mensa online test, and the result wasn't that bad. 170 00:16:55,201 --> 00:16:57,921 Can I have a pen and a piece of paper? 171 00:16:58,321 --> 00:17:00,801 Here's a pen and this. 172 00:17:16,241 --> 00:17:20,081 Take this to the chick in the second hand shop. 173 00:17:20,361 --> 00:17:23,721 This is a new start! 174 00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:31,481 If you won't take it to her, I will. I swear, I will. 175 00:17:38,041 --> 00:17:43,401 Nobody is taking anything anywhere. 176 00:17:58,481 --> 00:18:02,161 I bet he went to deliver the number. 177 00:18:03,401 --> 00:18:05,841 Fucking hell... 178 00:18:05,921 --> 00:18:08,321 Joni! - I got this. 179 00:18:08,401 --> 00:18:12,721 You're not going anywhere, for real. - I know what I'm doing. 180 00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:15,841 Give me the phone. - Give the phone the fuck back! 181 00:18:15,921 --> 00:18:18,401 Not fresh. Phones are off limits! 182 00:18:18,521 --> 00:18:21,801 There's my intestine bacteria on it, you'll get diarrhea. 183 00:18:21,921 --> 00:18:29,081 You're not going anywhere! - Hey, this hurts me more than you. 184 00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:31,361 Can you stop? 185 00:18:31,561 --> 00:18:34,241 You're not taking any fucking note anywhere! 186 00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:37,721 This is for your own good! - No it's not! 187 00:18:37,881 --> 00:18:42,321 That person doesn't even know what I look like under the mask! 188 00:18:42,481 --> 00:18:47,801 Nobody like her wants to be with someone like me! - of course she wants to be with you. 189 00:18:47,921 --> 00:18:51,241 I am going to take this by foot if... - The fuck you are! 190 00:18:51,321 --> 00:18:55,441 I am asking you for this one thing! 191 00:18:55,561 --> 00:19:00,041 Sebbe, violence is not the answer. 192 00:19:04,641 --> 00:19:08,241 That way! And don't you get lost! - What the fuck...? 193 00:19:08,441 --> 00:19:11,201 I'm not telling Rauno, that something has happened to you! 194 00:19:11,361 --> 00:19:15,801 Seriously, let go of me... Karri! - Sebbe. 195 00:19:15,881 --> 00:19:19,481 Seriously... - Sebbe. 196 00:19:20,521 --> 00:19:26,441 Okay, let's go and get drunk. Things are taken care of! 197 00:19:26,561 --> 00:19:31,601 Look at Paddle, he's panicking. - Paddle is not panicking! 198 00:19:31,721 --> 00:19:37,401 He's all over the place! - one more thing... 199 00:19:41,961 --> 00:19:47,121 Sorry, sorry, sorry... - Can I help you with something? 200 00:19:47,321 --> 00:19:53,081 I just had a... Did I really lose it? 201 00:19:53,881 --> 00:19:57,961 Fuck, I need to make a call. - Okay, but... 202 00:19:58,081 --> 00:20:03,721 zero, four, five. Three, two, eight... 203 00:20:04,321 --> 00:20:08,761 Seven, seven, no wait, seven, six. - You always fuck up. 204 00:20:08,881 --> 00:20:12,201 What's going on? - Was that it? 205 00:20:12,401 --> 00:20:16,761 one, six. - One, six. See ya, bye. 206 00:20:17,161 --> 00:20:21,321 This is the shy one's phone number who just bought the jacket. 207 00:20:21,441 --> 00:20:25,281 Not that fucking blabbermouth. He's my cousin. 208 00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:30,841 Okay... What do I do with this? 209 00:20:31,561 --> 00:20:33,321 Bye. 210 00:20:49,121 --> 00:20:51,441 Are you home? 211 00:20:51,561 --> 00:20:54,081 I am. 212 00:20:54,361 --> 00:21:00,121 How about a movie and some tortillas tonight? 213 00:21:00,241 --> 00:21:02,921 I don't think I'll stay late at Kaisla's. 214 00:21:03,001 --> 00:21:07,441 The others are going to a bar, but Kaisla has no idea of this - 215 00:21:07,601 --> 00:21:14,201 - so she might have other plans already. And I would like to spend the evening at home. 216 00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:19,361 I have the gig tonight. - Shit, right. 217 00:21:19,561 --> 00:21:23,321 What time does the train leave? 218 00:21:24,481 --> 00:21:31,281 I don't remember. - Okay, will you stay the night there? 219 00:21:31,841 --> 00:21:34,441 I don't know. 220 00:21:34,721 --> 00:21:40,561 Could you walk the dog so it doesn't piss and shit inside? 221 00:21:54,441 --> 00:21:57,241 It would be for the best. - No, it's a stupid idea! 222 00:21:57,481 --> 00:22:01,641 I'm shitty company right now. Seriously, Tomppa. 223 00:22:01,801 --> 00:22:05,961 Then you'll be sad at home. Then you'll fight with Mauri again - 224 00:22:06,041 --> 00:22:10,081 - and your night will be ruined. So no! This is Kaisla's party! 225 00:22:10,201 --> 00:22:14,081 I am going to bed. - No you're not! A very stupid idea! 226 00:22:14,161 --> 00:22:18,361 okay, hey, yeah! This is going to be a proper adventure. 227 00:22:18,561 --> 00:22:22,161 Do me a favor and forget about Mauri. Once we are really drunk, - 228 00:22:22,321 --> 00:22:26,361 - you'll call the number you got today. - No way! 229 00:22:26,521 --> 00:22:29,801 You're calling him, or I will! I saw the eye contact... 230 00:22:29,961 --> 00:22:32,601 Tomppa, no! - Seriously. 231 00:22:32,681 --> 00:22:37,281 I don't have the number anymore. - You have it somewhere in your pocket! 232 00:22:37,441 --> 00:22:40,761 I left it at work. - Look, you're smiling! 233 00:22:40,881 --> 00:22:44,041 When we talk about Mauri, you're always fucking serious. 234 00:22:44,161 --> 00:22:48,001 I'm sorry for saying this, but it has been like this for years. 235 00:22:48,121 --> 00:22:53,321 Life is very short. You should do the things that make you happy. 236 00:22:55,641 --> 00:22:59,041 Good. Hi! - We're taking these. 237 00:22:59,161 --> 00:23:01,841 Give it to me. I'll take everything, thank you. 238 00:23:01,961 --> 00:23:07,721 Let's take a scooter. - Proper adventure! 239 00:23:07,801 --> 00:23:10,601 Have either of you actually ridden those before? 240 00:23:10,721 --> 00:23:13,921 I rode a scooter two summers ago! 241 00:23:14,081 --> 00:23:17,721 She rode one two summers ago, this is going to go well. 242 00:23:17,881 --> 00:23:22,761 Fucking hell. Those things kill! 243 00:23:23,921 --> 00:23:27,881 okay, my turn, right? 244 00:23:28,001 --> 00:23:30,521 How to put this... 245 00:23:30,641 --> 00:23:34,881 Never have I ever been fucked in the ass. 246 00:23:34,961 --> 00:23:38,961 I'm going to have to drink as well. Easy one, cheers! 247 00:23:39,041 --> 00:23:44,721 Never have I ever ridden one of those electric scooters. 248 00:23:44,881 --> 00:23:47,681 Horrible machines! I read on the newspaper - 249 00:23:47,801 --> 00:23:52,881 - that somebody had lost half of their skull falling over with one. 250 00:23:53,841 --> 00:23:57,201 I have a good one! - Let's hear it. - No, your turn. 251 00:23:57,321 --> 00:24:01,561 Never have I ever been in love with my friend's mother-in-law. 252 00:24:01,721 --> 00:24:06,801 Seriously Tomppa, her mother-in-law. - Is Vuokko single? - She's married. 253 00:24:06,961 --> 00:24:12,041 Well, lot's of people are married and things still happen, so... 254 00:24:12,161 --> 00:24:16,681 I often spend a night with someone who's married, and it's nothing... 255 00:24:16,801 --> 00:24:18,961 Seriously? - People have different... 256 00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:23,521 I can't know what kind of relationship two individuals have. 257 00:24:23,721 --> 00:24:28,761 Sometimes you meet that person once in your life. only for that one night. 258 00:24:29,441 --> 00:24:34,401 Kaisla and the baby! - Right, hello! 259 00:24:34,561 --> 00:24:39,121 I was in between studies and work, so Kaisla suggested I come work there. 260 00:24:39,241 --> 00:24:44,001 Right. Lovely. What is it that you do there? 261 00:24:44,201 --> 00:24:48,121 Well, I'm a salesperson, or we are, me and Tom. 262 00:24:48,281 --> 00:24:52,481 Hi, yes. Tom, hello. - Hello, I'm Sini. 263 00:24:52,721 --> 00:24:57,161 I'll have everything the mother-to-be can't have. 264 00:24:57,361 --> 00:25:00,321 Congratulations! 265 00:25:00,441 --> 00:25:05,961 Vuokko, are you Kaisla's mother-in-law? - Yes, Klaus is my son and this... 266 00:25:06,201 --> 00:25:09,601 vuokko is going to be a grandmother. - Right, granny! 267 00:25:09,761 --> 00:25:15,481 If Klaus is the real father! I hope so. 268 00:25:15,641 --> 00:25:19,241 Vuokko here! Congratulations to my baby! 269 00:25:19,441 --> 00:25:24,081 You're here, lovely to see you! - It's been at least two weeks! 270 00:25:24,201 --> 00:25:29,241 Three weeks, actually. Hi, you're here as well. 271 00:25:29,441 --> 00:25:34,401 How's your boyfriend? When are you going to... 272 00:25:34,841 --> 00:25:40,321 Well, we haven't discussed it... Yeah, not a current topic for us. 273 00:25:40,441 --> 00:25:43,681 You have been together for so long! - Well, yeah... 274 00:25:43,761 --> 00:25:45,561 For how long? 275 00:25:45,641 --> 00:25:48,241 About six years. - Dear me! 276 00:25:48,361 --> 00:25:51,961 How long were you together before... - Well, four. 277 00:25:52,081 --> 00:25:55,681 Exactly. How is it not a current topic? 278 00:25:55,921 --> 00:25:59,521 ...two, three. - Baby! 279 00:25:59,761 --> 00:26:03,401 To Kaisla! - To Kaisla! 280 00:26:03,961 --> 00:26:06,441 one, two, three, now! 281 00:26:06,601 --> 00:26:11,761 Who won?! Okay, I'll drink once. 282 00:26:11,841 --> 00:26:14,241 Can I drink as well? - No you fucking can't! 283 00:26:14,361 --> 00:26:17,161 Yeah... - Fire! Match box! 284 00:26:17,321 --> 00:26:18,961 Correct! 285 00:26:19,081 --> 00:26:22,281 Someone who is excited, what are they doing? 286 00:26:22,401 --> 00:26:26,841 Screaming, euphoria, orgasm... Orgasm?! 287 00:26:26,961 --> 00:26:29,481 Very arrogant? 288 00:26:29,641 --> 00:26:31,841 Mauri. 289 00:26:32,001 --> 00:26:35,121 Mauri is a fucking arrogant person... 290 00:26:54,881 --> 00:26:57,321 Hey... 291 00:26:58,481 --> 00:27:05,201 You were in our store today. Buying clothes. 292 00:27:08,561 --> 00:27:12,801 Yeah, could be. - Yeah, so you are here? 293 00:27:13,001 --> 00:27:18,201 Not really... I had to piss. - Yeah, same. 294 00:27:18,321 --> 00:27:20,161 But... 295 00:27:20,401 --> 00:27:26,361 But hey, should we... Where are you sitting? 296 00:27:26,841 --> 00:27:33,601 Somewhere there. Sorry, I can't remember. 297 00:27:33,921 --> 00:27:36,601 Long day. - okay. 298 00:27:36,761 --> 00:27:41,321 Satu is here as well, the one I was working with. 299 00:27:41,561 --> 00:27:45,721 She is not here. - I met her friend, - 300 00:27:45,881 --> 00:27:49,601 - and I suggested we should join forces. - Who is Satu? 301 00:27:49,721 --> 00:27:55,601 A horny second-hand-shop chick! - She is not! Stop it! 302 00:27:55,761 --> 00:28:00,841 She saw Sebbe and was all fucking... - They were just checking each other out! 303 00:28:01,001 --> 00:28:07,241 Hey, where's my beer? - I'm not your fucking mom. 304 00:28:07,601 --> 00:28:10,681 Stop whining, there's a person here I haven't met before. 305 00:28:10,801 --> 00:28:13,761 I'm just another Siiri. 306 00:28:13,881 --> 00:28:17,361 oh, Siiri, you too. - Siiri number two. 307 00:28:17,481 --> 00:28:20,641 Joni's cousin. - Hi, Karri. 308 00:28:20,801 --> 00:28:24,161 Yeah, there's two Siiris... Sebbe! 309 00:28:24,361 --> 00:28:27,401 Hi. - Karri, we don't know the dude. 310 00:28:27,521 --> 00:28:30,641 Sweet-ass! Can I take a picture with you? 311 00:28:30,841 --> 00:28:36,881 See, it's Karri's first time in the city. He lives in Masala. 312 00:28:37,041 --> 00:28:42,361 I'm going to the other table right now and everyone whose testicles have descended, - 313 00:28:42,401 --> 00:28:48,481 - or is a cool person, is coming along. - That's fucking stupid. 314 00:28:48,601 --> 00:28:51,081 No it's not, come on. 315 00:28:51,201 --> 00:28:54,601 Karri! - He can't be left by himself! 316 00:28:54,721 --> 00:28:58,281 We'll be right behind you! - Why don't you want to go? 317 00:28:58,321 --> 00:29:02,681 She doesn't remember who I am. - You just saw each other today! 318 00:29:02,801 --> 00:29:08,361 Right. In her workplace, with masks on... 319 00:29:09,041 --> 00:29:12,081 Eyes. - Eyes! 320 00:29:12,161 --> 00:29:15,721 You memorize them. - My tiny pig eyes, really? 321 00:29:15,841 --> 00:29:18,761 Hey! Now you're being mean to yourself. 322 00:29:18,881 --> 00:29:24,441 You're a good guy, you have beautiful eyes, and she fucking remembers them! 323 00:29:24,561 --> 00:29:29,361 I have just broken up, I don't even want anybody. 324 00:29:30,601 --> 00:29:32,761 Help! 325 00:29:32,961 --> 00:29:37,321 It's just one night and one new person. It doesn't have to be anything serious. 326 00:29:37,441 --> 00:29:41,801 Maybe tonight could bring something new into your life. 327 00:29:41,961 --> 00:29:49,361 You are a new person. - Right, I am Siiri. Just like her. 328 00:29:51,561 --> 00:29:56,201 Hey, here come the shots! - Yes! 329 00:29:56,841 --> 00:30:00,521 This is what it has come to... - For everyone! 330 00:30:01,081 --> 00:30:02,921 Hi! 331 00:30:04,161 --> 00:30:05,761 Hi! - You! 332 00:30:05,881 --> 00:30:09,561 To new beginnings! 333 00:30:10,521 --> 00:30:13,441 Hey, Siiris! - Satu! 334 00:30:14,161 --> 00:30:17,881 Cheers! 335 00:30:18,161 --> 00:30:20,801 It's time for Alias. I'm with Paddle. 336 00:30:20,961 --> 00:30:25,521 His name comes from Paddle-Man, because he has a... 337 00:30:26,001 --> 00:30:30,081 These are a bit like your dick, but yours is bigger. 338 00:30:30,201 --> 00:30:33,641 Try to fucking get it! - A tower! 339 00:30:33,721 --> 00:30:35,961 Can we guess? 340 00:30:36,681 --> 00:30:38,481 I would've known that! 341 00:30:38,561 --> 00:30:43,841 If your dick crossed a river... - These are all dick stuff! 342 00:30:43,961 --> 00:30:46,241 Something else than dick stuff! 343 00:30:46,361 --> 00:30:50,321 I'm sorry! Apologies! 344 00:30:50,401 --> 00:30:53,641 Explain it cousin to cousin! - No, hey, what! 345 00:30:53,761 --> 00:30:57,161 A tulip! - Paddle, fuck, this was so easy... 346 00:30:57,281 --> 00:31:00,121 Your turn! - What's your real name? 347 00:31:00,241 --> 00:31:03,361 What? - I got a note from your friend, - 348 00:31:03,521 --> 00:31:07,001 - and it said Sebbe. What's your real name? 349 00:31:07,201 --> 00:31:09,201 Sebastian. 350 00:31:09,321 --> 00:31:12,401 Okay. Hi. - Let's continue! 351 00:31:12,561 --> 00:31:16,001 I'm Satu. - Hi. - Time is running! 352 00:31:16,081 --> 00:31:18,401 You're explaining? - I'm explaining. 353 00:31:18,521 --> 00:31:20,441 ...two, three, go! 354 00:31:20,721 --> 00:31:25,281 They drive this in Jyväskylä... - Rally! - Yes! 355 00:31:25,561 --> 00:31:29,081 People get married there. - A church! - Yes! 356 00:31:29,161 --> 00:31:33,041 A negative and a positive pole attract each other. - A magnet! 357 00:31:33,201 --> 00:31:34,161 Very good! 358 00:31:34,241 --> 00:31:38,441 Then, something lovely happens and then... - Goosebumps! 359 00:31:39,281 --> 00:31:43,161 A data processor. - A computer! 360 00:31:44,441 --> 00:31:47,801 You put this on a horse. - A bridle! - On it's back. 361 00:31:47,881 --> 00:31:51,681 A saddle! - Yes, but a verb. - To saddle! 362 00:31:52,241 --> 00:31:55,801 Now everyone can guess! This is the last one! 363 00:31:56,001 --> 00:32:00,241 Explain it like only I can understand! - Right. 364 00:32:02,241 --> 00:32:05,721 What's your title in your workplace? 365 00:32:05,961 --> 00:32:09,721 A salesperson. - And when you own the business? 366 00:32:09,801 --> 00:32:12,201 Owner! - A salesperson! 367 00:32:12,361 --> 00:32:15,921 A monger! - Yes, that's the second word. 368 00:32:16,121 --> 00:32:20,121 Swims in the water. - A fishmonger! 369 00:32:21,921 --> 00:32:25,921 What the hell?! Best score of the night! 370 00:32:26,281 --> 00:32:31,321 Who are you guys? - What are you doing here? 371 00:32:31,481 --> 00:32:35,921 We're partying. - We're partying too! 372 00:32:38,721 --> 00:32:41,921 What's going on? 373 00:32:42,881 --> 00:32:46,641 Has something happened? - What would have happened? 374 00:32:47,001 --> 00:32:53,521 She's crying, have you hurt her fucking feelings? - She wanted me to go see - 375 00:32:53,641 --> 00:32:59,201 some cat apartment. - To see feline animals with me. 376 00:32:59,361 --> 00:33:03,881 What's going on here? - She's a bit drunk. 377 00:33:04,041 --> 00:33:09,601 Let's go outside then. I already walked you outside once. 378 00:33:09,761 --> 00:33:12,081 Mumbling in Finnish. - That's right. 379 00:33:12,321 --> 00:33:16,041 You have your guilty face right now! - This is not my guilty face! 380 00:33:16,281 --> 00:33:19,481 What face is that then?! - This is my face! 381 00:33:19,761 --> 00:33:25,841 Hey, we are going! See you there! 382 00:33:38,841 --> 00:33:42,721 Your pizza is on its way... - Joni! 383 00:33:44,241 --> 00:33:46,361 Joni! 384 00:33:47,201 --> 00:33:49,321 Joni! 385 00:33:51,681 --> 00:33:53,801 Joni! Look! 386 00:33:55,321 --> 00:34:01,121 Look, I found mountain chocolate! Do you remember this? 387 00:34:01,321 --> 00:34:04,841 They sell that in every store, dude! 388 00:34:05,081 --> 00:34:09,361 Not in Masala they don't! 389 00:34:10,041 --> 00:34:13,761 Is that who I think it is? - Whose thing is where? 390 00:34:14,041 --> 00:34:18,721 Haha, whose thing! - Holding hands with some guy... 391 00:34:18,961 --> 00:34:23,041 Fuck no... Mona! - Stop yelling... 392 00:34:23,241 --> 00:34:25,081 Fuck me... 393 00:34:25,321 --> 00:34:26,641 Mona! 394 00:34:27,321 --> 00:34:30,721 Fuck no! 395 00:34:30,921 --> 00:34:35,441 Should we stop him? - I'm not going to. 396 00:34:35,761 --> 00:34:39,161 Hi, Joni. - Mona. 397 00:34:40,001 --> 00:34:45,681 Is Sebastian there? - None of your fucking business. 398 00:34:45,961 --> 00:34:49,561 You two are done and that's that. Who the fuck is this? 399 00:34:49,721 --> 00:34:53,001 Hi, I'm Ville. - Shut up! - Excuse me? 400 00:34:53,281 --> 00:34:56,201 The adults are having a conversation now. 401 00:34:56,401 --> 00:35:00,601 I think you're a bit too drunk. Are you his friends? 402 00:35:00,681 --> 00:35:05,121 These are my best friends. No worries Siiri number two. 403 00:35:05,241 --> 00:35:08,121 Take him with you then. 404 00:35:11,641 --> 00:35:14,241 Paddle, go easy on them. 405 00:35:14,881 --> 00:35:21,081 You've always been a whining little girl. - Fuck you! I'm done! 406 00:35:21,201 --> 00:35:26,681 I'm tired of pretending that I like you! - You've always been toxic to Sebbe! 407 00:35:26,921 --> 00:35:33,441 Nothing but poison this girl! - You're nothing more than a stupid drunk. 408 00:35:33,601 --> 00:35:37,481 Hey guys, stop it. Let it go. 409 00:35:37,721 --> 00:35:41,761 Now you got these guys mixed up in this. - Don't you start poking! 410 00:35:44,201 --> 00:35:47,121 Hold this, I got to go. 411 00:35:47,281 --> 00:35:49,761 Joni! 412 00:35:51,961 --> 00:35:56,201 Hey. What the fuck? Is there a fight? 413 00:35:56,441 --> 00:35:58,921 Joni! Hey! 414 00:35:59,121 --> 00:36:01,281 That's my cousin, don't touch him! 415 00:36:01,521 --> 00:36:04,401 Don't touch him, he's my cousin! - Get off! 416 00:36:04,561 --> 00:36:07,161 Joni, stop it! - Calm down! 417 00:36:07,481 --> 00:36:12,001 God damn it, Karri! - Joni, calm down! 418 00:36:12,481 --> 00:36:16,841 Everybody fuck off! Mona get the fuck out of here! 419 00:36:17,001 --> 00:36:20,721 Who the fuck are you? Go away! 420 00:36:20,921 --> 00:36:23,761 Thank you, this is over. Joni, fuck! 421 00:36:23,961 --> 00:36:28,681 Everything was fine, Paddle was there! - Nothing is fucking fine with you! 422 00:36:29,001 --> 00:36:30,761 Fuck... 423 00:36:31,041 --> 00:36:34,641 Mona, she... 424 00:36:34,881 --> 00:36:38,041 She knew what was coming. 425 00:36:38,281 --> 00:36:42,601 Where I ordered pizza she ordered trouble. 426 00:36:42,841 --> 00:36:47,001 And that's what she got. Right, Paddle? 427 00:36:47,161 --> 00:36:52,561 Joni, you started it. - Me? 428 00:36:54,521 --> 00:36:59,761 You went there to rampage and I came to get you the fuck away from there. 429 00:36:59,921 --> 00:37:01,841 That... 430 00:37:03,321 --> 00:37:06,201 Siiri. - What? 431 00:37:06,401 --> 00:37:09,161 I love you. - That's nice. 432 00:37:09,281 --> 00:37:15,441 You're so fucking hot, Siiri. It's hard to look at you without getting a boner. 433 00:37:15,601 --> 00:37:19,361 Who are you trying to impress? What is this role you're playing? 434 00:37:19,481 --> 00:37:25,361 This is not you Joni. Stop it! - Just good old Jonimal. 435 00:37:25,601 --> 00:37:28,121 Look at yourself. 436 00:37:28,201 --> 00:37:33,601 I have a pretty high tolerance but this is way too much. 437 00:37:33,721 --> 00:37:36,761 Paddle, not you as well... 438 00:37:37,201 --> 00:37:40,441 Fuck, look at you. What? 439 00:37:40,681 --> 00:37:47,641 No pity from here. Jonimal goes and drinks some fucking water now, seriously. 440 00:37:49,161 --> 00:37:52,721 Joni, go drink some water. 441 00:37:53,481 --> 00:37:56,601 Sebbe, dear... 442 00:37:57,441 --> 00:38:03,641 ...a Santa without religion or ideology... 443 00:38:08,001 --> 00:38:10,201 Sebastian. 444 00:38:15,641 --> 00:38:20,121 How are you doing? - Sorry, can I join you?Joni. 445 00:38:20,321 --> 00:38:26,121 Hello. - And thank you for these... 446 00:38:27,481 --> 00:38:31,681 How are you doing? 447 00:38:33,601 --> 00:38:37,841 Hey, what are you all doing here? To the sauna! 448 00:38:37,961 --> 00:38:42,201 Hi, I'm Satu. Is this your party? 449 00:38:42,361 --> 00:38:48,681 It's a lovely Christmas party. - Isn't it? This year we decided - 450 00:38:48,801 --> 00:38:52,841 - to really invest in the party... - Then I was made Santa, 451 00:38:52,961 --> 00:38:55,441 - what an investment that was! 452 00:38:55,561 --> 00:39:00,961 I'm going to the sauna... - Go to the sauna and then, - 453 00:39:01,121 --> 00:39:06,121 - Halme could tell us a Christmas tale! 454 00:39:06,281 --> 00:39:11,081 He can't go to the sauna, because he would raise jealousy in others. 455 00:39:11,281 --> 00:39:16,681 I'm so fucking tired of this dick joke, seriously. - Tell him. 456 00:39:16,841 --> 00:39:20,081 Hey, come to the sauna! - No... 457 00:39:20,201 --> 00:39:23,441 But Sebastian will be there in a minute. 458 00:39:23,641 --> 00:39:27,801 Hey Paddle, what's your real name? 459 00:39:27,921 --> 00:39:30,521 likka. - Come to the sauna. 460 00:39:30,761 --> 00:39:35,601 No, it's hot in there. - Well, yeah. 461 00:39:35,761 --> 00:39:39,041 Hey, I'll see you in a bit. 462 00:39:46,441 --> 00:39:51,881 Sebbe! Pants off, juicy ass out and let's go! 463 00:39:53,561 --> 00:39:59,441 Pluto is not a planet! - How is it not a planet?! 464 00:39:59,601 --> 00:40:04,641 Pluto is not a planet, right Sebbe? But check out this delicious dinner! 465 00:40:04,801 --> 00:40:10,041 Masala salad and for dessert, Swiss mountain chocolate. 466 00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:13,241 Jani, you came! - There's nobody left in the sauna! 467 00:40:13,481 --> 00:40:15,561 Sebbe! 468 00:40:16,801 --> 00:40:20,761 If I die young 469 00:40:21,201 --> 00:40:25,961 I wish there would be frost 470 00:40:28,721 --> 00:40:32,361 I prefer winter 471 00:40:32,721 --> 00:40:37,001 If I die young 472 00:40:37,241 --> 00:40:43,081 I wish I had fallen in love 473 00:40:48,121 --> 00:40:53,281 Wear black to my funeral 474 00:40:53,481 --> 00:41:01,201 But only because it's classy Mom and dad, don't be miserable 475 00:41:01,441 --> 00:41:09,161 I lived my life to the fullest Girlfriends, put your make up on 476 00:41:09,361 --> 00:41:15,761 and go dancing after the ceremony Boys, sing the song - 477 00:41:16,081 --> 00:41:21,081 Sing! - that always made me laugh 478 00:41:24,841 --> 00:41:31,241 Everybody sing! This is so easy! This is so easy... 479 00:41:36,801 --> 00:41:44,961 If I die young I wish I had learned - 480 00:41:45,601 --> 00:41:48,321 Learn what? - What? 481 00:41:48,721 --> 00:41:51,961 How to roll up a spliff! - how to make songs 482 00:41:52,121 --> 00:41:56,881 Say no to drugs! - If I die young 483 00:41:57,041 --> 00:42:02,041 I hope I didn't have time to act up - 484 00:42:06,001 --> 00:42:08,241 At home! - at home 485 00:42:08,401 --> 00:42:12,401 I wish I had eaten dessert at lunch 486 00:42:12,601 --> 00:42:20,001 Bring many roses to my casket Curse God for a while 487 00:42:20,201 --> 00:42:25,481 And then go and get drunk 488 00:42:54,401 --> 00:42:57,121 That has nothing to do with us. 489 00:42:57,441 --> 00:43:02,881 Do you have a Christmas hat? - We both have hats. 490 00:43:03,641 --> 00:43:07,041 Santa's little helpers. 491 00:43:07,361 --> 00:43:10,241 Sebbe, do you feel sick? 492 00:43:11,881 --> 00:43:14,001 Are you going to throw up? 493 00:43:14,121 --> 00:43:17,481 Hey homie, is everything OK? 494 00:43:17,921 --> 00:43:19,721 Fucking hell! 495 00:43:19,961 --> 00:43:23,601 Isn't it the lower leg? - This here? Wait... 496 00:43:23,801 --> 00:43:25,921 Let's bend both of them. 497 00:43:26,081 --> 00:43:28,801 Don't bend both of them! - Which one? 498 00:43:29,081 --> 00:43:30,841 The other one! 499 00:43:30,921 --> 00:43:35,201 Sebbe! This is for your own good... 500 00:43:35,561 --> 00:43:38,161 My friend's taking a little break. - This is good! 501 00:43:38,321 --> 00:43:41,881 I'll watch your sleep. okay, okay! 502 00:45:49,081 --> 00:45:51,681 Sebbe! 503 00:45:53,921 --> 00:45:57,201 What is this? - This is my new jacket. 504 00:45:57,321 --> 00:45:59,841 You're so pretty. - Cool jacket. 505 00:46:00,041 --> 00:46:03,121 You woke up, fucking elf. 506 00:46:04,841 --> 00:46:07,121 I'm a fucking elf. 507 00:46:07,321 --> 00:46:11,001 Let's go! - Just fucking go already... 508 00:46:13,041 --> 00:46:17,481 I'm so happy we met. - You ordered a taxi? 509 00:46:17,641 --> 00:46:21,201 The taxi's ours. - Here it is. 510 00:46:21,401 --> 00:46:25,801 I am not taking a ride from anyone I don't know. 511 00:46:26,001 --> 00:46:30,561 Joni, stop it. - Hey, where are we going? 512 00:46:30,721 --> 00:46:34,361 In the car. - To Paddle's! - After party! 513 00:46:34,521 --> 00:46:36,761 I'm getting in the car. 514 00:46:36,881 --> 00:46:42,161 A very handsome man and if we open this a bit... 515 00:46:42,241 --> 00:46:45,241 In the car already! 516 00:46:45,321 --> 00:46:49,401 All on board, close the doors. - All on board... 517 00:46:50,401 --> 00:46:54,441 All... Karri?! - Karri is not here anymore. 518 00:46:54,521 --> 00:46:59,241 Where's Karri? Have you seen my cousin? 519 00:46:59,321 --> 00:47:05,321 I don't know who your cousin is. - I promised to take care of Karri. 520 00:47:05,401 --> 00:47:07,041 Joni! - Karri! 521 00:47:09,321 --> 00:47:13,721 Karri! - He went home. 522 00:47:14,161 --> 00:47:17,841 Do you need a ride or not? 523 00:47:18,001 --> 00:47:21,201 The taximeter is going as we speak. 524 00:47:21,441 --> 00:47:24,601 I don't think any of you are going. 525 00:47:27,481 --> 00:47:31,161 Satu, where are you...? Don't go! 526 00:47:31,361 --> 00:47:35,801 The car is over there. - I'm going to walk the dog. 527 00:47:35,921 --> 00:47:42,081 No! Stop! Get in the car! - Stop it now. 528 00:47:42,281 --> 00:47:47,881 Let me go... Let go of me! Tomppa, stop! 529 00:47:48,001 --> 00:47:52,561 Drama queen, stop it! 530 00:47:52,721 --> 00:47:55,721 I don't think this is going to work. 531 00:47:56,041 --> 00:48:00,841 Give me a second. - Sure, I'll wait. 532 00:48:01,161 --> 00:48:04,241 Suck my ass! 533 00:48:06,361 --> 00:48:11,321 Now she'll go home, pass out and the night will be over! 534 00:48:11,441 --> 00:48:14,921 okay, Tomppa of Finland... I'll go get her. 535 00:48:15,081 --> 00:48:19,561 I have to message Rauno, and... - Who? 536 00:48:19,801 --> 00:48:23,761 Rauno, Karri's dad. - What? Why? 537 00:48:23,961 --> 00:48:29,801 Karri's gone. - This side. The door is here. 538 00:48:29,961 --> 00:48:35,361 Rauno, hi. I am sorry, but I have lost Karri. 539 00:48:35,601 --> 00:48:40,161 I promised to look after him, but he took a drug and vanished... 540 00:48:40,321 --> 00:48:43,521 Say "hi" to Rauno. - Good night, Rauno! 541 00:48:43,681 --> 00:48:46,601 Nobody else coming? - No. 542 00:48:46,801 --> 00:48:49,921 We'll meet them there. 543 00:49:05,641 --> 00:49:09,441 You're walking very fast. 544 00:49:11,641 --> 00:49:14,401 This is my car. 545 00:49:14,561 --> 00:49:19,721 I feel like neither of us can drive tonight. 546 00:49:20,801 --> 00:49:23,681 Got you! 547 00:49:24,161 --> 00:49:25,681 What? 548 00:49:25,801 --> 00:49:29,321 This is a fun game. - What is? 549 00:49:29,561 --> 00:49:36,801 Tell them that this is your car. - Them? Now? 550 00:49:37,081 --> 00:49:40,681 Let's play! Tell them. - No, I won't. 551 00:49:41,001 --> 00:49:44,601 Now they're gone... 552 00:49:45,641 --> 00:49:50,081 Quite a cool car. Nice car. 553 00:49:52,481 --> 00:49:56,081 Say it. - I will not. 554 00:49:56,281 --> 00:49:59,041 Say it! - It's not my car. 555 00:49:59,161 --> 00:50:04,281 This is his car! This one. 556 00:50:04,841 --> 00:50:09,081 Huh? - This is his car. Nice, isn't it? 557 00:50:09,241 --> 00:50:14,521 Yes, it's my car. - Okay. Is there something wrong with it? 558 00:50:14,841 --> 00:50:20,121 No, we're just admiring it, it's so cool. You tell him. 559 00:50:20,401 --> 00:50:25,681 It's a car. - okay... 560 00:50:25,921 --> 00:50:31,201 You're not going to drive, are you? - No... 561 00:50:31,881 --> 00:50:34,601 Are the seats real leather? - It's got everything. 562 00:50:34,801 --> 00:50:38,081 What kind of engine does it have? 563 00:50:39,001 --> 00:50:42,041 V8. - No way! 564 00:50:42,201 --> 00:50:44,601 These don't have that. - Why not? 565 00:50:44,801 --> 00:50:48,201 What the fuck is going on here? 566 00:50:49,121 --> 00:50:54,321 I was just asking about their car. Could I test out the seats? 567 00:50:54,521 --> 00:50:58,521 Should you take the keys? - Wait, I... 568 00:50:59,121 --> 00:51:03,801 I might have left them at home. - Whose car is it? - My car. 569 00:51:04,001 --> 00:51:06,281 So it's not your car? - No. 570 00:51:06,441 --> 00:51:09,321 It's my car. - It's not your car. 571 00:51:09,561 --> 00:51:10,641 Huh? 572 00:51:10,761 --> 00:51:13,801 This is my car. - The hell it is! 573 00:51:13,881 --> 00:51:17,601 I'm just on a walk here. Well, I'll carry on... 574 00:51:17,841 --> 00:51:20,241 See you. - Bye! 575 00:51:20,361 --> 00:51:24,841 We were just having a laugh... - Would you like a ride? 576 00:51:25,001 --> 00:51:27,681 Well, that's quite friendly! 577 00:51:27,841 --> 00:51:32,201 Are you sure? - I'm freezing. 578 00:51:33,921 --> 00:51:36,281 Home, James! 579 00:51:36,401 --> 00:51:38,361 James? 580 00:51:38,761 --> 00:51:43,641 What James? - James is our chauffeur. 581 00:51:43,881 --> 00:51:46,481 Fasten your seatbelts. 582 00:51:46,721 --> 00:51:50,201 We'll fasten our seatbelts. - Where are they? 583 00:51:50,441 --> 00:51:55,161 First things first, can I ask about this... - This? 584 00:51:55,281 --> 00:52:01,521 About this child car seat. - Do you have a baby? 585 00:52:01,801 --> 00:52:05,201 I had. I have and I had. - Huh? 586 00:52:05,561 --> 00:52:08,561 Is your child dead? - No. 587 00:52:08,801 --> 00:52:11,641 Hey, Sebbe! - Dear God, James! What?! 588 00:52:11,761 --> 00:52:18,841 He had a child and now the seat is empty! - You can't ask that! 589 00:52:19,081 --> 00:52:23,561 I just got divorced and our baby left with my wife. 590 00:52:23,721 --> 00:52:28,561 Everybody just breaks up. - I have just broken up as well. 591 00:52:28,881 --> 00:52:31,201 Did you have kids? 592 00:52:31,361 --> 00:52:35,681 I don't have kids. No kid. 593 00:52:42,641 --> 00:52:48,401 I hope you'll get to be with the child as well. 594 00:52:48,681 --> 00:52:55,481 No, I have screwed up so badly... - What have you done that's so bad? 595 00:52:56,201 --> 00:53:00,761 Well, everything. - What everything? 596 00:53:01,081 --> 00:53:04,641 Everything you could imagine. - Do you have water? 597 00:53:04,761 --> 00:53:08,001 You want water? - Wow, thanks! 598 00:53:08,161 --> 00:53:12,201 Surely not everything I can imagine, right? 599 00:53:12,441 --> 00:53:17,241 Everything you can imagine, and more. 600 00:53:17,441 --> 00:53:21,801 Are you a serial killer? - Sorry... 601 00:53:22,441 --> 00:53:25,681 Are you? - I'm going to kill you soon. 602 00:53:25,841 --> 00:53:28,441 Can I drink this? 603 00:53:28,561 --> 00:53:32,281 No, don't! - I am your taster, of course! 604 00:53:32,361 --> 00:53:38,721 I have put 50 sedatives in there. You'll fall into an eternal sleep. 605 00:53:38,921 --> 00:53:43,521 This is a lesson for you, never to jump into a stranger's car. 606 00:53:43,721 --> 00:53:48,321 Sebbe! Sebbe! Sebbe! 607 00:53:49,441 --> 00:53:54,281 Hey, stop it! Say Jesus, it's the safeword! 608 00:53:54,441 --> 00:53:57,881 Hey, Sebbe. Sebbe! 609 00:53:58,001 --> 00:54:01,921 You can't do that... - Jesus. 610 00:54:02,121 --> 00:54:04,761 You can't do that! - Sorry... 611 00:54:05,041 --> 00:54:09,921 Our friend here has a tragedy in his life. - You look very familiar. 612 00:54:10,441 --> 00:54:12,121 Do I? - You do. 613 00:54:12,281 --> 00:54:16,001 Are you my father? - Well, I don't know who your mother is. 614 00:54:16,241 --> 00:54:19,601 It depends on that. - James, you old dog! 615 00:54:19,721 --> 00:54:24,241 I've never seen my father. - You've never seen your father? 616 00:54:24,521 --> 00:54:30,161 Your mom met him somewhere once? - They had an affair. 617 00:54:30,321 --> 00:54:37,201 Is this a sore subject for you? - Not anymore. Not really. I mean... 618 00:54:37,441 --> 00:54:40,241 There's nothing to do about it. 619 00:54:40,321 --> 00:54:44,481 I'm sorry. - No need to be. 620 00:54:44,681 --> 00:54:49,401 We're here now. - Yeah, we're here. 621 00:54:49,721 --> 00:54:53,081 And we have James. James, the old dog. 622 00:54:53,281 --> 00:54:57,001 Did you have a fun night? - It's been really fun. 623 00:54:57,241 --> 00:55:01,201 or a day. - He actually bought this very jacket today... 624 00:55:01,321 --> 00:55:07,561 Yes, and these pants. - It still has the thing from the price tag... 625 00:55:07,761 --> 00:55:11,961 It's sticking out... - It's a choice. 626 00:55:12,081 --> 00:55:14,921 You knew that it was there? - of course I knew. 627 00:55:15,041 --> 00:55:17,601 Are you together? 628 00:55:17,801 --> 00:55:21,001 We met today. - And fell in love immediately. 629 00:55:21,121 --> 00:55:24,481 Love doesn't exist. 630 00:55:26,041 --> 00:55:29,961 James! - Sorry, I'm a bit drunk. 631 00:55:30,081 --> 00:55:33,921 You lunatic! - Are you going somewhere together? 632 00:55:34,041 --> 00:55:39,921 I am going to walk my dog, she needs to pee. He insisted on coming along... 633 00:55:40,121 --> 00:55:43,841 Tomppa made me, we are going to an after party... 634 00:55:44,121 --> 00:55:50,761 James, what are you doing here? - I'm just driving around. 635 00:55:50,881 --> 00:55:54,001 Driving around... 636 00:55:54,761 --> 00:56:00,561 Are you driving around searching for your victims? 637 00:56:01,041 --> 00:56:06,841 No... I just drive around, so that I wouldn't kill myself. 638 00:56:11,721 --> 00:56:17,201 You do know, there are all these numbers you can call? 639 00:56:17,761 --> 00:56:22,561 Do you have a friend? - You're my friends now. 640 00:56:23,001 --> 00:56:27,361 What's keeping you from dying, then? 641 00:56:27,481 --> 00:56:32,841 I don't know, maybe I do just want to die. - Don't die. 642 00:56:33,321 --> 00:56:38,121 Everything just feels so fucking bad. - Yeah, I know. 643 00:56:38,281 --> 00:56:42,721 But you should still stick around. Really. 644 00:56:43,081 --> 00:56:47,041 How old are you, James? - Sixty. 645 00:56:47,241 --> 00:56:51,961 Sixty?! - Hey we get off here! 646 00:56:53,601 --> 00:56:55,961 Sixty... - Yeah. 647 00:56:56,121 --> 00:57:00,721 James, does life ever get easier? - Yeah, is it at all easier, - 648 00:57:00,841 --> 00:57:05,121 - you know, in your twenties everything just sucks. 649 00:57:05,321 --> 00:57:08,521 No it doesn't, it doesn't. 650 00:57:08,721 --> 00:57:13,001 Why not? Why doesn't life get easier?! 651 00:57:13,121 --> 00:57:19,641 What the hell? - At least a little? A little? 652 00:57:19,961 --> 00:57:22,721 Maybe a little bit. - Fucking hell. 653 00:57:22,921 --> 00:57:25,841 James, thank you so much. - Thank you, James! 654 00:57:25,961 --> 00:57:30,521 James, stay alive. Promise. - Yes. I promise. 655 00:57:30,601 --> 00:57:36,441 Thank you so much. - Another thirty years and it's this much better. 656 00:57:36,561 --> 00:57:38,001 Right? 657 00:57:38,121 --> 00:57:43,961 You're a wonderful creature. - I love you too. Have a fun night. 658 00:57:44,081 --> 00:57:48,921 Hey, very cool! Many thanks. 659 00:57:49,041 --> 00:57:52,921 Hey, oops, sorry. - Sorry, sorry, sorry. 660 00:58:03,201 --> 00:58:05,481 Fuck! 661 00:58:05,721 --> 00:58:08,961 Yeah, you! - Quiet, seriously. 662 00:58:09,401 --> 00:58:12,161 Did you hear that? 663 00:58:12,361 --> 00:58:20,041 Long stairs! Imagine living in a building with no elevator. 664 00:58:20,241 --> 00:58:25,841 Muusa! - You do live in a building with no elevator. 665 00:58:26,081 --> 00:58:32,681 You can just tell me what it's like. - That's what I said! 666 00:58:32,961 --> 00:58:37,361 Stop yelling. 667 00:58:37,681 --> 00:58:45,201 Oh fuck... Muusa, no, you can't poop on the floor. 668 00:58:45,841 --> 00:58:52,641 My scarf is in the poop now. Oh no, it crumbles. 669 00:58:52,921 --> 00:58:57,401 Where are the dog poop bags? 670 00:58:57,561 --> 00:59:02,041 There are no poop bags. 671 00:59:27,521 --> 00:59:31,721 Come here, I have to charge my phone. 672 00:59:32,361 --> 00:59:35,761 Nice home. 673 00:59:39,721 --> 00:59:42,681 How do you live? 674 00:59:43,121 --> 00:59:48,961 All alone. - Wow, you're lucky. 675 00:59:49,201 --> 00:59:53,001 How long have you lived alone? 676 00:59:59,681 --> 01:00:04,801 Today. - Today? 677 01:00:06,401 --> 01:00:08,961 Yeah. - okay. 678 01:00:09,081 --> 01:00:12,321 Have you just broken up? 679 01:00:12,481 --> 01:00:14,321 Yes. 680 01:00:15,161 --> 01:00:17,961 Congratulations. 681 01:00:18,161 --> 01:00:20,001 Thanks. 682 01:00:21,561 --> 01:00:25,281 Sorry. - It's okay. 683 01:00:38,321 --> 01:00:41,961 Why did you break up? 684 01:00:45,721 --> 01:00:49,121 I don't know. 685 01:01:00,001 --> 01:01:05,641 Nice outfit. - Thanks... 686 01:01:05,961 --> 01:01:10,521 This is my best outfit. 687 01:01:11,161 --> 01:01:14,441 Really? 688 01:01:16,641 --> 01:01:21,921 Why didn't you take off your beanie? 689 01:01:22,761 --> 01:01:27,041 I have an ugly head. 690 01:01:27,281 --> 01:01:31,921 You have a beautiful head. 691 01:01:41,041 --> 01:01:45,801 A very good head. You have pierced ears! 692 01:01:46,001 --> 01:01:54,321 Now you have to stay still. You keep moving! 693 01:01:55,041 --> 01:02:00,081 A bit more... There, it clicked. 694 01:02:03,401 --> 01:02:07,081 Very good. 695 01:02:07,721 --> 01:02:11,401 You're funny. 696 01:02:12,081 --> 01:02:15,521 You're funny. 697 01:02:19,321 --> 01:02:25,041 Can you toe wrestle? Want to try? 698 01:02:25,281 --> 01:02:29,441 Feet next to each other like that. 699 01:02:29,761 --> 01:02:37,361 Whoever gets their toes on top of the other's wins. 700 01:02:37,881 --> 01:02:41,481 Ready, steady... 701 01:02:41,841 --> 01:02:44,601 Go! 702 01:02:47,241 --> 01:02:49,361 I won. 703 01:02:49,521 --> 01:02:53,201 Okay, that's very good. 704 01:02:53,441 --> 01:02:57,121 Are you ready for an adventure? 705 01:02:58,961 --> 01:03:03,361 Can I pick her up? - You can. Come darling. 706 01:03:03,561 --> 01:03:07,041 Come here. Can I pick you up? 707 01:03:07,241 --> 01:03:12,001 Oh dear, your paws are freezing. 708 01:03:14,521 --> 01:03:16,721 No way! - What? 709 01:03:16,921 --> 01:03:26,920 We used to steal apples here with Joni and Paddle as kids. 710 01:03:27,321 --> 01:03:29,921 Really? - Really. 711 01:03:31,321 --> 01:03:36,081 You stole apples from those trees there? - Yeah. 712 01:03:37,761 --> 01:03:40,761 Did you get caught? 713 01:03:41,001 --> 01:03:44,001 Never. 714 01:03:45,041 --> 01:03:48,561 We used to run away from this old geezer, - 715 01:03:48,761 --> 01:03:52,721 - who took care of this place. He's probably dead now, - 716 01:03:52,961 --> 01:04:01,041 - but he used to chase us shouting with his face all red. 717 01:04:01,401 --> 01:04:06,841 "You fucking kids!" I think sometime he even threatened to kill us. 718 01:04:06,961 --> 01:04:10,241 No way... - For real. 719 01:04:10,481 --> 01:04:18,361 So you were caught in the act? - In the act yes, but never physically. 720 01:04:19,761 --> 01:04:24,601 Aren't they the same thing? - of course not! 721 01:04:24,761 --> 01:04:31,481 What's the difference between "in the act" and "physically"? 722 01:04:32,401 --> 01:04:35,921 What are you talking about? 723 01:04:36,961 --> 01:04:42,561 Physically means like getting caught by the police, like... 724 01:04:43,201 --> 01:04:46,761 Like this? - Yes. 725 01:04:48,241 --> 01:04:52,161 I wonder if the old geezer is dead now. 726 01:04:53,561 --> 01:04:56,761 Do you think about death a lot? 727 01:04:57,041 --> 01:04:59,721 Yeah. 728 01:05:06,081 --> 01:05:09,841 Do you think about death a lot? 729 01:05:18,601 --> 01:05:24,281 I attempted suicide for the first time when I was fourteen years old... 730 01:05:24,561 --> 01:05:29,281 So I have... 731 01:05:32,641 --> 01:05:37,721 But I'm in a better place now. 732 01:05:40,801 --> 01:05:44,361 Although it is... 733 01:05:47,361 --> 01:05:52,921 ...it is it's own kind of shit. 734 01:05:54,881 --> 01:06:00,001 But for example right now it's pretty nice. 735 01:06:02,201 --> 01:06:05,841 Let's go steal some apples. 736 01:06:06,121 --> 01:06:09,521 Let's go then! 737 01:06:09,761 --> 01:06:12,441 Look how slippery! - I know. 738 01:06:12,561 --> 01:06:19,881 I wonder if it's too cold for apples already... - Look at you! 739 01:06:21,881 --> 01:06:24,801 Carefully now... - These spikes... 740 01:06:25,001 --> 01:06:28,361 I've read that... Don't go there you crazy! 741 01:06:28,521 --> 01:06:33,441 I know where we can get apples. - Where? 742 01:06:33,841 --> 01:06:36,201 Well... 743 01:06:37,481 --> 01:06:40,201 The grocery store. 744 01:06:45,641 --> 01:06:48,241 The fuck... Huh? 745 01:06:52,201 --> 01:06:54,841 Are you taking a cart? - Of course I am. 746 01:06:55,041 --> 01:07:00,521 Mademoiselle, your ride awaits. 747 01:07:01,561 --> 01:07:03,281 Mademoiselle. 748 01:07:03,761 --> 01:07:06,601 No, not this way... 749 01:07:10,721 --> 01:07:13,241 Okay. A new world. 750 01:07:13,481 --> 01:07:16,881 Hey, apples, apples, apples! 751 01:07:18,201 --> 01:07:23,281 Which ones are good? What are you doing? 752 01:07:25,161 --> 01:07:28,361 Put this back. - Of course not, we've touched it. 753 01:07:28,521 --> 01:07:32,561 Where then? - Remember good hand hygiene. 754 01:07:32,841 --> 01:07:37,361 We are criminals. - We are dangerous. 755 01:07:37,521 --> 01:07:40,321 I'm going to have a heart attack. 756 01:07:40,481 --> 01:07:46,961 Unfortunately I have lost my vision. I wish to be freed from this curse... 757 01:07:47,081 --> 01:07:48,521 Peek-a-boo! 758 01:07:48,681 --> 01:07:52,961 I wonder if it's my friend from New York. - Jean-Pierre. 759 01:07:53,121 --> 01:07:55,001 Oui? 760 01:08:02,241 --> 01:08:04,641 No, no! 761 01:08:05,721 --> 01:08:09,321 I have always longed for a pair of these. 762 01:08:12,041 --> 01:08:16,001 I feel like these set the right mood. 763 01:08:18,681 --> 01:08:22,161 You have sweat on your forehead. - Apologies... 764 01:08:22,213 --> 01:08:27,880 Has this been a rough ride? - This ride has exhausted me, - 765 01:08:28,161 --> 01:08:31,441 - I have to admit. - Take a break. 766 01:08:31,681 --> 01:08:34,481 Hi! - Hi. 767 01:08:34,881 --> 01:08:37,281 Your leg! 768 01:08:39,161 --> 01:08:44,801 Excuse me. May I check your pockets? - We don't have to do that. 769 01:08:45,161 --> 01:08:49,121 We saw on the cameras that you put something in your pocket. 770 01:08:49,281 --> 01:08:52,721 I don't have anything. - Hey... 771 01:08:52,961 --> 01:08:55,041 You're not going anywhere. 772 01:08:55,241 --> 01:08:56,921 Fuck! - Let go of him! 773 01:08:57,041 --> 01:09:00,641 Don't come any closer. - This is a misunderstanding! 774 01:09:00,881 --> 01:09:04,241 You don't have to say anything. - Are you handcuffing me? 775 01:09:04,401 --> 01:09:07,521 You have been caught now and... - Seriously? 776 01:09:08,041 --> 01:09:10,161 Is this really necessary? 777 01:09:11,641 --> 01:09:14,161 Come on now. Get up. 778 01:09:14,401 --> 01:09:18,961 I can't get up with these handcuffs. - I'll help you, let's go. 779 01:09:19,241 --> 01:09:22,281 Is this really necessary? 780 01:09:22,601 --> 01:09:25,641 We're calling the police... - The police? 781 01:09:25,801 --> 01:09:29,681 Satu, I'll be back soon. - I'll wait here. 782 01:09:29,841 --> 01:09:33,241 Come here, alright. 783 01:09:37,521 --> 01:09:40,001 Sit down. 784 01:09:48,521 --> 01:09:54,441 I haven't done anything. - Yes you have, we checked the cameras. 785 01:09:55,841 --> 01:10:00,561 It was one apple. - Yes. 786 01:10:06,921 --> 01:10:10,561 Yeah, I know. 787 01:10:12,161 --> 01:10:15,681 Do you need to go outside? 788 01:10:25,201 --> 01:10:29,441 Sorry, where did they take him? And how long will this take? 789 01:10:29,561 --> 01:10:36,761 They usually take them back there. Can't say about the schedule. 790 01:10:39,121 --> 01:10:41,921 Right, yeah. 791 01:10:42,321 --> 01:10:46,041 Thanks. Bye. - Thank you. Bye. 792 01:10:56,361 --> 01:10:59,761 Fuck... 793 01:11:02,441 --> 01:11:05,841 Fuck. 794 01:11:23,921 --> 01:11:26,561 Hi. 795 01:11:37,961 --> 01:11:40,601 Yes? 796 01:11:48,161 --> 01:11:51,721 Oh, I left the... Yeah. 797 01:11:51,921 --> 01:11:55,681 I left my phone in the charger. 798 01:11:58,041 --> 01:12:02,721 I made the fucking tortillas. 799 01:12:06,041 --> 01:12:11,561 If you fancy. 800 01:12:12,401 --> 01:12:15,881 Or we can throw it away, a fucking good idea. 801 01:12:16,001 --> 01:12:18,801 Thank you. I'll throw it away. 802 01:12:23,721 --> 01:12:25,361 Do you hear me? 803 01:12:25,441 --> 01:12:29,521 Mauri, it can't be like this. 804 01:12:30,881 --> 01:12:34,961 I don't want this. 805 01:14:31,241 --> 01:14:34,321 Hi. - Hi. 806 01:14:34,561 --> 01:14:38,601 How about that after party? 807 01:14:58,481 --> 01:15:02,361 You have something wet there. 808 01:15:07,161 --> 01:15:10,641 Look, somebody's playing guitar. 809 01:15:36,361 --> 01:15:39,361 Sebbe, no. 810 01:15:45,281 --> 01:15:47,761 No... 811 01:15:56,961 --> 01:16:00,401 Hold on to your hat. 812 01:16:13,481 --> 01:16:17,561 Help, help, help! Sorry! 813 01:16:47,881 --> 01:16:50,761 Help... 814 01:17:57,641 --> 01:18:01,681 Have we stopped now? Are we there yet? 815 01:18:02,881 --> 01:18:05,681 I think so. 816 01:18:12,721 --> 01:18:18,481 Paddle, I think we are here in front of your place now. 817 01:18:43,441 --> 01:18:45,561 What? 818 01:18:46,641 --> 01:18:48,441 Well? 819 01:18:51,401 --> 01:18:55,601 No fucking way! 820 01:18:59,401 --> 01:19:05,441 I went to prison for stealing an apple! 821 01:19:11,321 --> 01:19:15,361 And you just walked out, - 822 01:19:15,441 --> 01:19:20,121 - with an apple in your pocket? - Looks like it. 823 01:19:25,281 --> 01:19:28,121 Pretty good. 824 01:19:31,481 --> 01:19:34,161 Missed it. 825 01:19:40,241 --> 01:19:44,801 Hello. 826 01:19:47,961 --> 01:19:51,121 Hi. - Hi! 827 01:19:51,441 --> 01:19:55,121 Watch out for the stairs. - How are they here? 828 01:19:55,281 --> 01:19:57,881 I don't know. 829 01:20:02,361 --> 01:20:08,121 Fucking disgusting! Karri, get the fuck out of here! 830 01:20:08,241 --> 01:20:13,801 Paddle, do you have the lighter?! - Karri has it. 831 01:20:16,241 --> 01:20:17,481 Good... 832 01:20:18,721 --> 01:20:21,401 Okay, alright. - Good... 833 01:20:28,321 --> 01:20:29,881 Well? 834 01:20:31,561 --> 01:20:33,321 What? 835 01:20:37,481 --> 01:20:39,561 Thank you. 836 01:20:43,441 --> 01:20:46,121 Well, thank you. 837 01:21:05,801 --> 01:21:09,761 APPLE THIEVES